Why is it so hard to find love?
Oh, that's simple.

Well, you see, Cupid is a ninja. It's in his nature to be hidden.

LOVE IS A BATTLEFIELD BITCHES!!
<<LOVED>>
Only when he ... sees true love does he appear to throw his heart shaped shruiken.

No, seriously, is there something wrong with you?
Want me to explain lust? He&#39;s a pirate!

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