Listening to: Dr. Horrible (You know…the online blog musical)- On the Rise

So. Unless you read this post, you won’t understand the “Make it Whole” series. Or maybe you will. You might just be very perceptive.

For those of us who are a few “O”’s short of a cheerio, the way it’s going to work is that I am going to post a drawing of what a normal person would do in a certain scenario. This probably won’t be that funny. Or maybe it will be. You might be weird.In that case, I like you.

The next day, I will put up the same scenario, but with a twist.

The twist being you.

Well not just you you. Everyone. Me. You. HIm. Her.

It will be what we want, what we feel, but what we won’t do cause of society’s saying. This drawing will hopefully be funny. It will be distasteful. Crude. And wonderful. You might not get it because some days it will be targeted for HIM. The next it might be for HER. And if  I am feeling extra selfish, ME. These will have dead baby jokes….Ya. That distasteful.

Well, see you in the aftermath. Peace. (Not Really)

-Guy

josh: elaine said you gave her permission to have sex with me. thank you lol
Guy: haha
Guy: well i mean what guy wouldn’t want sex
Guy: sex is good
Guy: she was actually like…
Guy: i don’t know if he does
Guy: and i was like
Guy: sex!
josh: penis = yes
Guy: it’s SEX!
Guy: exactly
Guy: it’s like going int oa candy store and the manager offering a free lollipop
josh: wowww
Guy: it’s like you saying “fucl you’re lollipop”
josh: awkward analogy

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Context: Guy has been reading a book on how to be a PIMP.

josh: getting a girl isn’t really easy either
josh: i’ve had 2
Guy: wow that makes…2 more than me
Guy: but no fear
Guy: i have learned the ways of picking up the ladiesss
josh: hahaha
Guy: i’m trying to become a pickup artist
Guy: i’m focusing on fay game
Guy: vs night game
josh: “pickup artist” … lmfao

Listening to again: Ingrid Michealson-Creep (It’s a reallllly good version of the song. Trust me! When she goes super high…I die a bit from happiness)

All is once again well in the land of make believe and lollipops: The board once again works!

Cause of unfunctionality? Dark Magic.

I had to kill a unicorn (thought to be extinct..now are) to make the darn thing work.

I’ll try to get a comic up soon. If not, expect one on saturday. If not, expect one whenever i stop masterbatterrating. <— new word

I think goth girls who aren’t actually goth are cuties. Sorta like me being a happy emo. I don’t cut myself, I give myself hugs…TIL I PASS OUT IN HAPPINESS AND JOY!

Wanting you to notice when he’s not around,

Guy

Listening to: Ingrid Michaelson-Creep (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcoj5PWFMZg)

I tried drawing a new comic today but my Wacom board seemed to not like me.  Bummer. I’ll just have to try again tomorrow.

Does it seem like you get more emotional at night time? I wonder why that is. I mean it’s not every night, but every once in a while you have a very feely night. You’re in your bed and your eyes are close and suddenly, out of no where, you feel restless. I guess it’s because when you’re alone at night all you really have are your thoughts. In that respect, everyone is the same. Which is comforting, if you think about it.

A girl in her own world, she must sing and dance.  She needs only cheerful, tearful laughter to entertain her. With hopes for rain, with thoughts of sun, her mirk is only out done when she gives run.

Being a wierdo,

Guy