Of Fish and Beer

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Listening to: The Decemberists- Grace Catheral Hill

I shouldn’t listen to music at night.

The night sky and the beautiful melodies always swirl together into a colorful, airy mix and at the climax, it all crashes upon me.

It makes me want to draw.

It makes me nostalgic.

It makes me think of you.

I shouldn’t listne to music at night.

Ello ello

Guy 2 Comments »

Listening to: Dr. Horrible (You know…the online blog musical)- On the Rise

So. Unless you read this post, you won’t understand the “Make it Whole” series. Or maybe you will. You might just be very perceptive.

For those of us who are a few “O”’s short of a cheerio, the way it’s going to work is that I am going to post a drawing of what a normal person would do in a certain scenario. This probably won’t be that funny. Or maybe it will be. You might be weird.In that case, I like you.

The next day, I will put up the same scenario, but with a twist.

The twist being you.

Well not just you you. Everyone. Me. You. HIm. Her.

It will be what we want, what we feel, but what we won’t do cause of society’s saying. This drawing will hopefully be funny. It will be distasteful. Crude. And wonderful. You might not get it because some days it will be targeted for HIM. The next it might be for HER. And if  I am feeling extra selfish, ME. These will have dead baby jokes….Ya. That distasteful.

Well, see you in the aftermath. Peace. (Not Really)

-Guy

Praise Jebus!

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Listening to again: Ingrid Michealson-Creep (It’s a reallllly good version of the song. Trust me! When she goes super high…I die a bit from happiness)

All is once again well in the land of make believe and lollipops: The board once again works!

Cause of unfunctionality? Dark Magic.

I had to kill a unicorn (thought to be extinct..now are) to make the darn thing work.

I’ll try to get a comic up soon. If not, expect one on saturday. If not, expect one whenever i stop masterbatterrating. <— new word

I think goth girls who aren’t actually goth are cuties. Sorta like me being a happy emo. I don’t cut myself, I give myself hugs…TIL I PASS OUT IN HAPPINESS AND JOY!

Wanting you to notice when he’s not around,

Guy

It’s A-tempting

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Listening to: Ingrid Michaelson-Creep (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcoj5PWFMZg)

I tried drawing a new comic today but my Wacom board seemed to not like me.  Bummer. I’ll just have to try again tomorrow.

Does it seem like you get more emotional at night time? I wonder why that is. I mean it’s not every night, but every once in a while you have a very feely night. You’re in your bed and your eyes are close and suddenly, out of no where, you feel restless. I guess it’s because when you’re alone at night all you really have are your thoughts. In that respect, everyone is the same. Which is comforting, if you think about it.

A girl in her own world, she must sing and dance.  She needs only cheerful, tearful laughter to entertain her. With hopes for rain, with thoughts of sun, her mirk is only out done when she gives run.

Being a wierdo,

Guy

Chatty Katty

Guy, chats 3 Comments »

Here’s a Convo Vince and I just had..

Guy: soooo
Vincent: ass butt
Guy: blargggg!
Vincent: rawrrr!
Guy: meooowrar!
Vincent: mewwwwwtwwooo!
Guy: mew
Guy: mewww
Guy: PYSHICCcCC
Vincent: CHARIZARD!!!!
Guy: BLASTIOSEEE
Guy: HYDROO PUMP!!!
Vincent: piikaaa-CHHHUUUUUUUU!!!!!!
Guy: GEODUDE!! GO!
Guy: ROCK THROW!
Vincent: GO GRAVELER!! FUCK THAT BITCH UP! ROCK SLIDE!
Guy: GO PIEGGETTO!!
Guy: FLY!!!
Vincent: Oh shit!
Guy: mUHAHAHA
Vincent: Graveler used dig!
Guy: FUCK
Guy: Go GASTLY!!!
Guy: NIGHSHADE!!!!!
Vincent: Gahstly takes the attack like a prison bitch!
Vincent: It’s super effective!!!
Guy: noooo
Vincent: Ghastly is down for the count!!
Guy: come back ghastly!
Guy: go Squirtle!
Guy: Use water gun!
Guy: GRAVELER TAKES IT UP HIS POOPER!
Vincent: Ohhh fuck!! Poor graveler is deeaddedd!!
Vincent: Go Raichu!
Guy: SUCK IT!
Guy: Fuck
Guy: come back squirtle!
Vincent: Thunderwave!!!!!
Guy: NOO
Guy: GO PIGETTO!
Guy: FLY THAT BBITCHHHHH
Vincent: RAICHU USES THUNDER!!!
Vincent: IT HITS YOUR BITCH ASS!!!
Guy: noooooo
Guy: go digtrio!
Vincent: SUPER EFFECTIVE MO-FO!
Vincent: OH FUCK!!
Vincent: It’s ineffective!!
Guy: YAY!
Guy: GO BACK DUGTRIO!
Guy: GOOOO SYTHERR!
Vincent: Oh no!
Vincent: What will Raichu do?
Vincent: THUNDER!!!!!
Vincent: OH NOOOO!!!
Vincent:
IT MISSED!!!
Vincent:
Fuck that 70% success rate!!!!
Guy: MUHAHA
Guy: GO ZAPDOSSSS
Vincent: OHSHI-!!!
Vincent:
A Legendary!!!!
Guy: YAY!!!
Vincent: Go Jigglypuff!!!
Guy: COME BACKK ZAPDOSS!!!!
Guy: GO DITTO!
Vincent: Use SING!!!!!
Vincent:
AND THEN THE SHWING ATTACK!!!
Guy: DITTO IS NOT EFFECTED!
Guy: DITOOO USE TRANSFORM!
Guy: JIGGLYPUFFfff
Vincent: YOU FLY OFF THE SCREEN!!!
Guy: NOO!!
Vincent: JIGGLLIEEEPPpuuuufffffff
Vincent:
GO CHARMANDER!!!
Vincent:
USE TOTALLY FUCKING CUTE ATTACK!!!
Guy: GO CHHARIZARD!
Guy: BURN HIS ASS!
Guy: FLAMETHROWER!!!!!
Vincent: Oh Shit!
Guy: ya!
Vincent: Your crass harshness toward your former evolution makes littlecharmander cry himself to sleep
Guy: I CHOOSE BARNEY!!!!!!
Vincent: Oh fuck!!
Vincent:
I chase him up a tree!
Guy: bite vince’s head off!
Vincent: And with a big shot gun, I shot him in the head!
Guy: HE COMES BACK AS A ZOMBIE!
Vincent: Now I know that barney’s dead
Guy: SUDNDELY A BILLION BARNEY ZOMBIE APPEARS
Vincent: FUUUUCCCKKKKKK!!!!!
Guy: GO ZOMBIE BARNEY! SKULL FUCK HIM!
Vincent: I TAKE A CHAINSAW TO THE MOTHERFUCKERS
Guy: CRAP!!!
Vincent: NNNOOOOOO!!!
Guy: I CHOOSE YOU! NUCLEAR MISSLE!
Guy: USE SELF DESTRUCT!
Vincent: STARWARS!!! REGAN WAS RIGHT, BITCH!!!
Vincent:
I BLOW YOUR MISSILE OUT OF THE SKY!!!
Guy: i choose a kitty!
Vincent: Awwww!!!!
Guy: meow!
Guy: EVIL KITTY BITES VINCE!
Vincent: mreewww
Vincent:
NOO!!
Guy: HE GOES FOR ThE JUGLAR!
Guy: ITS SUPER EFFICeTIVE!
Vincent: I cry at the cute cat’s betrayal!
Vincent:
I am vanquished!
Guy: it poops on you as it plays with your blood
Guy: I VIN!
Vincent: I concede defeat…
Guy: as i sign of admiration, i take a leak on your corpse
Guy: oh wait..that’s a sign of defication
Guy: oh well
Vincent: whatev, when my ghost returns in three days, I will haunt the fuck out of you.
Guy: hey, if ghostbusters were real what would you do?
Vincent: skullfuck your mom
Guy: FALSE! THEY WOULD CAPTURE YOUR SOUL AND DESTROY IT !
Guy: IN HOLLLY FIREEEEEEE!
Vincent: SHIT!
Vincent:
Well, that suck
Guy: ya!
Guy: i’m bored
Vincent: hopefully the stay-puff marshmallow will save me
Guy: i’m going to go to sleep
Guy: FALSE AGAIN!
Guy: I AM GOING TO SMORE HIS ASS!!
Vincent: YUMMY!!!
Guy: YUMMED!
Vincent: Everybody wins!!!
Guy: i’m going to put this convo on the spiffy life site
Vincent: dude, I am saving the fuck out of this
Guy: lol


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