I’d like to thank Yahoo! for making this possible … and I guess my mom for good jeans (those Duck Head jeans are hott :P) or genes … whatever. And Guy, for his tiny nipples.

Listening to: Weezer - Pork and Beans

I just came back from watching Prince Caspian. Overall it was a pretty good movie, but I still like the book better.

One thing that I noticed, though, was that Aslan is a dick.

No, really he is.

Think about it. He could have prevented the whole event from the very beginning, being that he is a freakin’ magical lion, but decided it would be better to let the kids figure things out alone.  You know how many Narnians died during the raid on the castle? or at the battle? Those kids weren’t the sharpest of shooters.

I think Aslan wanted them to die. Why else would he appear at the last moment?  Aslan or shall we call him ASS- lan is not a merciful lion god. He picks and choses his followers.

But I guess it makes sense. He is a feline.

And felines are picky eaters.

Ambitions in life:

1) To buy an expensive camera so I can take shots of unimportant things in life.

2) Marry a hot white girl so that we can have pretty looking kids.

3) Find an endangered species and breed them to the point that they become a nuisance and people make them endangered again.

4) Gaining enlightenment…For realz yo.

So if you haven’t heard of or aren’t already using StumbleUpon you should really check it out. I find myself bored (obviously too often) and enjoy seeing random … everything on the internet. Here are my favorite latest “stumbles.”

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Yea, I know, I’m silly . But it keeps me entertained, and you never know what you’ll find

-josh

Conspiracy or Reality?

Either way it’s at least slightly disturbing.