Listening to: The Decemberists- Grace Catheral Hill
I shouldn’t listen to music at night.
The night sky and the beautiful melodies always swirl together into a colorful, airy mix and at the climax, it all crashes upon me.
It makes me want to draw.
It makes me nostalgic.
It makes me think of you.
I shouldn’t listne to music at night.
I’d like to thank Yahoo! for making this possible … and I guess my mom for good jeans (those Duck Head jeans are hott :P) or genes … whatever. And Guy, for his tiny nipples.
Listening to: Dr. Horrible (You know…the online blog musical)- On the Rise
So. Unless you read this post, you won’t understand the “Make it Whole” series. Or maybe you will. You might just be very perceptive.
For those of us who are a few “O”’s short of a cheerio, the way it’s going to work is that I am going to post a drawing of what a normal person would do in a certain scenario. This probably won’t be that funny. Or maybe it will be. You might be weird.In that case, I like you.
The next day, I will put up the same scenario, but with a twist.
The twist being you.
Well not just you you. Everyone. Me. You. HIm. Her.
It will be what we want, what we feel, but what we won’t do cause of society’s saying. This drawing will hopefully be funny. It will be distasteful. Crude. And wonderful. You might not get it because some days it will be targeted for HIM. The next it might be for HER. And if I am feeling extra selfish, ME. These will have dead baby jokes….Ya. That distasteful.
Well, see you in the aftermath. Peace. (Not Really)
-Guy
josh: elaine said you gave her permission to have sex with me. thank you
lol
Guy: haha
Guy: well i mean what guy wouldn’t want sex
Guy: sex is good
Guy: she was actually like…
Guy: i don’t know if he does
Guy: and i was like
Guy: sex!
josh: penis = yes
Guy: it’s SEX!
Guy: exactly
Guy: it’s like going int oa candy store and the manager offering a free lollipop
josh: wowww
Guy: it’s like you saying “fucl you’re lollipop”
josh: awkward analogy
Context: Guy has been reading a book on how to be a PIMP.
josh: getting a girl isn’t really easy either
josh: i’ve had 2
Guy: wow that makes…2 more than me
Guy: but no fear
Guy: i have learned the ways of picking up the ladiesss
josh: hahaha
Guy: i’m trying to become a pickup artist
Guy: i’m focusing on fay game
Guy: vs night game
josh: “pickup artist” … lmfao
