Listening to: Weezer - Pork and Beans

I just came back from watching Prince Caspian. Overall it was a pretty good movie, but I still like the book better.

One thing that I noticed, though, was that Aslan is a dick.

No, really he is.

Think about it. He could have prevented the whole event from the very beginning, being that he is a freakin’ magical lion, but decided it would be better to let the kids figure things out alone.  You know how many Narnians died during the raid on the castle? or at the battle? Those kids weren’t the sharpest of shooters.

I think Aslan wanted them to die. Why else would he appear at the last moment?  Aslan or shall we call him ASS- lan is not a merciful lion god. He picks and choses his followers.

But I guess it makes sense. He is a feline.

And felines are picky eaters.