Listening to again: Ingrid Michealson-Creep (It’s a reallllly good version of the song. Trust me! When she goes super high…I die a bit from happiness)

All is once again well in the land of make believe and lollipops: The board once again works!

Cause of unfunctionality? Dark Magic.

I had to kill a unicorn (thought to be extinct..now are) to make the darn thing work.

I’ll try to get a comic up soon. If not, expect one on saturday. If not, expect one whenever i stop masterbatterrating. <— new word

I think goth girls who aren’t actually goth are cuties. Sorta like me being a happy emo. I don’t cut myself, I give myself hugs…TIL I PASS OUT IN HAPPINESS AND JOY!

Wanting you to notice when he’s not around,

Guy

Listening to: Ingrid Michaelson-Creep (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcoj5PWFMZg)

I tried drawing a new comic today but my Wacom board seemed to not like me.  Bummer. I’ll just have to try again tomorrow.

Does it seem like you get more emotional at night time? I wonder why that is. I mean it’s not every night, but every once in a while you have a very feely night. You’re in your bed and your eyes are close and suddenly, out of no where, you feel restless. I guess it’s because when you’re alone at night all you really have are your thoughts. In that respect, everyone is the same. Which is comforting, if you think about it.

A girl in her own world, she must sing and dance.  She needs only cheerful, tearful laughter to entertain her. With hopes for rain, with thoughts of sun, her mirk is only out done when she gives run.

Being a wierdo,

Guy

Here’s a Convo Vince and I just had..

Guy: soooo
Vincent: ass butt
Guy: blargggg!
Vincent: rawrrr!
Guy: meooowrar!
Vincent: mewwwwwtwwooo!
Guy: mew
Guy: mewww
Guy: PYSHICCcCC
Vincent: CHARIZARD!!!!
Guy: BLASTIOSEEE
Guy: HYDROO PUMP!!!
Vincent: piikaaa-CHHHUUUUUUUU!!!!!!
Guy: GEODUDE!! GO!
Guy: ROCK THROW!
Vincent: GO GRAVELER!! FUCK THAT BITCH UP! ROCK SLIDE!
Guy: GO PIEGGETTO!!
Guy: FLY!!!
Vincent: Oh shit!
Guy: mUHAHAHA
Vincent: Graveler used dig!
Guy: FUCK
Guy: Go GASTLY!!!
Guy: NIGHSHADE!!!!!
Vincent: Gahstly takes the attack like a prison bitch!
Vincent: It’s super effective!!!
Guy: noooo
Vincent: Ghastly is down for the count!!
Guy: come back ghastly!
Guy: go Squirtle!
Guy: Use water gun!
Guy: GRAVELER TAKES IT UP HIS POOPER!
Vincent: Ohhh fuck!! Poor graveler is deeaddedd!!
Vincent: Go Raichu!
Guy: SUCK IT!
Guy: Fuck
Guy: come back squirtle!
Vincent: Thunderwave!!!!!
Guy: NOO
Guy: GO PIGETTO!
Guy: FLY THAT BBITCHHHHH
Vincent: RAICHU USES THUNDER!!!
Vincent: IT HITS YOUR BITCH ASS!!!
Guy: noooooo
Guy: go digtrio!
Vincent: SUPER EFFECTIVE MO-FO!
Vincent: OH FUCK!!
Vincent: It’s ineffective!!
Guy: YAY!
Guy: GO BACK DUGTRIO!
Guy: GOOOO SYTHERR!
Vincent: Oh no!
Vincent: What will Raichu do?
Vincent: THUNDER!!!!!
Vincent: OH NOOOO!!!
Vincent: IT MISSED!!!
Vincent: Fuck that 70% success rate!!!!
Guy: MUHAHA
Guy: GO ZAPDOSSSS
Vincent: OHSHI-!!!
Vincent: A Legendary!!!!
Guy: YAY!!!
Vincent: Go Jigglypuff!!!
Guy: COME BACKK ZAPDOSS!!!!
Guy: GO DITTO!
Vincent: Use SING!!!!!
Vincent: AND THEN THE SHWING ATTACK!!!
Guy: DITTO IS NOT EFFECTED!
Guy: DITOOO USE TRANSFORM!
Guy: JIGGLYPUFFfff
Vincent: YOU FLY OFF THE SCREEN!!!
Guy: NOO!!
Vincent: JIGGLLIEEEPPpuuuufffffff
Vincent: GO CHARMANDER!!!
Vincent: USE TOTALLY FUCKING CUTE ATTACK!!!
Guy: GO CHHARIZARD!
Guy: BURN HIS ASS!
Guy: FLAMETHROWER!!!!!
Vincent: Oh Shit!
Guy: ya!
Vincent: Your crass harshness toward your former evolution makes littlecharmander cry himself to sleep
Guy: I CHOOSE BARNEY!!!!!!
Vincent: Oh fuck!!
Vincent: I chase him up a tree!
Guy: bite vince’s head off!
Vincent: And with a big shot gun, I shot him in the head!
Guy: HE COMES BACK AS A ZOMBIE!
Vincent: Now I know that barney’s dead
Guy: SUDNDELY A BILLION BARNEY ZOMBIE APPEARS
Vincent: FUUUUCCCKKKKKK!!!!!
Guy: GO ZOMBIE BARNEY! SKULL FUCK HIM!
Vincent: I TAKE A CHAINSAW TO THE MOTHERFUCKERS
Guy: CRAP!!!
Vincent: NNNOOOOOO!!!
Guy: I CHOOSE YOU! NUCLEAR MISSLE!
Guy: USE SELF DESTRUCT!
Vincent: STARWARS!!! REGAN WAS RIGHT, BITCH!!!
Vincent: I BLOW YOUR MISSILE OUT OF THE SKY!!!
Guy: i choose a kitty!
Vincent: Awwww!!!!
Guy: meow!
Guy: EVIL KITTY BITES VINCE!
Vincent: mreewww
Vincent: NOO!!
Guy: HE GOES FOR ThE JUGLAR!
Guy: ITS SUPER EFFICeTIVE!
Vincent: I cry at the cute cat’s betrayal!
Vincent: I am vanquished!
Guy: it poops on you as it plays with your blood
Guy: I VIN!
Vincent: I concede defeat…
Guy: as i sign of admiration, i take a leak on your corpse
Guy: oh wait..that’s a sign of defication
Guy: oh well
Vincent: whatev, when my ghost returns in three days, I will haunt the fuck out of you.
Guy: hey, if ghostbusters were real what would you do?
Vincent: skullfuck your mom
Guy: FALSE! THEY WOULD CAPTURE YOUR SOUL AND DESTROY IT !
Guy: IN HOLLLY FIREEEEEEE!
Vincent: SHIT!
Vincent: Well, that suck
Guy: ya!
Guy: i’m bored
Vincent: hopefully the stay-puff marshmallow will save me
Guy: i’m going to go to sleep
Guy: FALSE AGAIN!
Guy: I AM GOING TO SMORE HIS ASS!!
Vincent: YUMMY!!!
Guy: YUMMED!
Vincent: Everybody wins!!!
Guy: i’m going to put this convo on the spiffy life site
Vincent: dude, I am saving the fuck out of this
Guy: lol

You’ve gotta love two random people having random conversations. Basically any conversation with Guy will probably result in something like, or far funnier than these.

Guy: hi
josh: yo
Guy: what you up to?
josh: delaying homework
Guy: Yay!
josh: boo!
Guy: i’m going to draw a cartooonie
josh: yay!
Guy: i’m pregant!
josh: omg me too
Guy: YAY!
josh: YAY!
Guy: YAYYYY!
josh: nevermind, it was a fart
Guy: lol
josh: sometimes i wish we logged our convos for everyone to see, i think it’d be hilarious
Guy: lol
Guy: they make noo sense what so ever lol

and a few days later …

Guy: who knows
Guy: hmm i’m going to go exercise and shower
Guy: brb
josh: at the same time?
josh: that’s nasty, i know what you’re doing in there
Guy: lol

Don’t worry, more random shit to come. i’m slightly intrigued to see if anyone else has hilarious converations with Guy too …

lawl,
-josh

Listening to: Weezer - Pork and Beans

I just came back from watching Prince Caspian. Overall it was a pretty good movie, but I still like the book better.

One thing that I noticed, though, was that Aslan is a dick.

No, really he is.

Think about it. He could have prevented the whole event from the very beginning, being that he is a freakin’ magical lion, but decided it would be better to let the kids figure things out alone.  You know how many Narnians died during the raid on the castle? or at the battle? Those kids weren’t the sharpest of shooters.

I think Aslan wanted them to die. Why else would he appear at the last moment?  Aslan or shall we call him ASS- lan is not a merciful lion god. He picks and choses his followers.

But I guess it makes sense. He is a feline.

And felines are picky eaters.