josh: elaine said you gave her permission to have sex with me. thank you lol
Guy: haha
Guy: well i mean what guy wouldn’t want sex
Guy: sex is good
Guy: she was actually like…
Guy: i don’t know if he does
Guy: and i was like
Guy: sex!
josh: penis = yes
Guy: it’s SEX!
Guy: exactly
Guy: it’s like going int oa candy store and the manager offering a free lollipop
josh: wowww
Guy: it’s like you saying “fucl you’re lollipop”
josh: awkward analogy

Guy: and you punch him in the face
Guy: haha
Guy: and then you rob the place
Guy: and burn the store down
Guy: with the manager in it
josh: do i take the candy?
josh: i like candy
Guy: in this case, for the anaology, the vagina is the candy store
Guy: and you set it on fire
josh: hmm
Guy: YAY!
josh: sounds painful
Guy: burning vagina!
josh: i hope it doesn’t smell
Guy: ewwww
Guy: that is so nasty
Guy: just thinking about that
josh: from what i hear they smell anyway
Guy: my friends have told me it
Guy: ya
josh: so burning smell
Guy: they say it’s awful
josh: mmm fish
Guy: ewwwwww
Guy: i mean
Guy: wtffff
Guy: i don’t see hwo you can go down
josh: rotting sewage
Guy: that’s nasttty
Guy: i heard fish
Guy: not rotting sweage
josh: depends
Guy: someone told me that his gf sprayed perfume down there
Guy: and it was still awfull
josh: on a level of 1 to gross … it’s gross
Guy: ya
Guy: awful
Guy: why doesn’t it start with o
Guy: owful
josh: lol
josh: awwwwww
josh: ful
Guy: OW-ful
josh: aweful?
Guy: ya
Guy: aweful
Guy: fuck phonics
josh: hook phonics
Guy: hook on phonics
Guy: hook on crack
josh: fish with phonics?
Guy: fish with hook
josh: fish with hooked on phonics
josh: and nasty vaginas
Guy: haha
Guy: we win
Guy: ok brb
josh: toss a few vaginas in the lake … the fish float to the top
Guy: ewww
Guy: dude i’m not eating that fish